✋ stop trying to squish your quirky star shaped unicorn self 🦄 into a boring old, yawn-worthy 🤯 round hole rulebook 🤮  

your woo witchy wacky wild-hearted quirky creative colourful magickal self can not be fully expressed inside a box ffs

fck the rules
fck the funnels
fck the ‘right way’
fck the magic pill
fck the five step framework
fck looking outside of you for your answers

break the rules
speak your unapologetic truth
call to the new paradigm
be the change
reweave reality
show us your
🌟 🦄 way

share your wildest magick
unleash your power
speak your truthiest truth
lead a heart-wide-open rebellion
disrupt the status quo

GAH!!

I have voice noted roughly 800 people in the past 8 weeks.

I love to voice welcome as many people as possible when they find my little Mad Hatters style corner of the interwebs - where all the colourful, creative, witchy, woo, wild ones come to PLAY and

*ahem* DECONDITION all the BS one size fits all business coachy + bro-marketing BS they've been force fed

so they can REWEAVE a REALITY where being in their FULL SELF EXPRESSION, POWER, MAGICKAl, DISRUPTOR, REBEL + REVOLUTIONARY TRUTH

... and in doing so ...

COLLAPSE timelines and allow them to jump into their MOST ABUNDANT, LIT UP, JOYFUL, fcking FREEDOM0FUELLED biz + life!

You know what comes up time and time again?

"I don't fit in, I don't want to do it that way, but xyz does it that way, and t's not working for me"

... here's my god's honest truth of an answer.

If you are:

- NEUROSPARKLY
- CREATIVE
- OUT OF THE BOX
- STATUS QUO CHALLENGING
- PARADIGM-SHIFTING
- GAME CHANGING

you CANNOT do it the old, boring, conventional, plug and play "right way" - the right way for us DOES NOT EXIST in anything that's been done before.

we are here to catalyse change, guide the world into a WHOLE NEW WAY, invite to new paradigms of living, loving, learning and leading.

this BS of trying to fit your star shaped unicorn arse into some boring, I'd rather stick a fork in my eye hole has GOT TO STOP.

the world needs you
🌈 quirky 🌟 starshaped 🦄 unicorn YOU.

nothing more, nothing less.

the end.

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It is high time you STOPPED all the polishing, pretending, curating, farcical half-truth telling, systems of oppression proliferating, totally unsustainable clusterfckery that most marketing / coaching / social media 'experts' espouse